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Hillary is America’s newest Crime Fighter


Rest assured, America. Hillary can still save us all. Or not.

On Thursday, Hillary Clinton claimed she was launching a “bipartisan” fight against fake news sites. While speaking at a tribute to Harry Reid (D-Nev) who is FINALLY retiring, she quipped “This is not about politics or partisanship”. Which in Hillary speak means that it’s ALL about politics and partisanship.

Hillary declared that fake news is an “epidemic” and that “lives are at risk”. Of course, she blames fake news as a major cause for her complete failure in this years presidential election. After all, it couldn’t possibly have been in any way her fault. I’m sure that the fact that she lies, cheats and steals had nothing to do with it.

I don’t know about you, but I feel much safer with Hillary protecting us from evil. Who knows better how to stop crime than a criminal? It takes one to know one and all that. Myself and at least four other families are wondering where crime-fighting Hillary was during the raid on Benghazi.

Sleep tight, America. Hillary is on the job. After thirty-some years in politics, the one thing we all know about Hillary is…nothing will change. Even Obama knew that in 2008.


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